For the first month of Ricardo and Felicity's affair, they greeted one another at every stolen rendezvous with a kiss--a lengthy, ravenous kiss, Ricardo lapping and sucking at Felicity's mouth as if she were a giant cage-mounted water bottle and he were the world's thirstiest gerbil. - Molly Ringle.
... for the worst sentence of 2010. No. Really. What a champ.
That is the most ludicrous thing I've read in an age!
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm actually sitting at my desking laughing. You know, it's horrible but it sure does leave a vivid image, doesn't it?
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